All the Things to go to the Salvo's..

So here's the thing. You know how the Salvos Stores accept our stuff? The stuff that we don't want anymore? Well today I came accross this on their website:

"Please note that in some instances, because of government regulations, we may be unable to accept white goods/electrical items and mattresses."

Well I'm excited! I have a whole list of things I want to get rid of. Being that it doesn't include White Goods, Electrical Items and Mattresses, it seems that they must accept them. Yay for me! Want to see my list? Of course you do! Well here it is;

1. Migraines

2. T.V Adverts

3. Bedtime Tantrums

4. Dinner time Tantrums

5. Supermarket Tantrums

6. All Other Tantrums

7. Blisters

8. Wee on the Toilet Seat

9. Bad Drivers

10. Crappy Daytime Telly Shows

11. Bills

12. Cold Coffee

13. Empty Gas Bottles

14. Dirty Washing

15. Bullies

16. Rapists

17. Pedo's

18. Pimples

19. Cramps

20. Terrible Three's

21. War

22. Displaced Guilt

23. Vacuuming

24. Huntsman's

25. Bad Smells

26. Hiding Places of Lost Bobby-Pins and Socks

27. Hair in Unwanted Places

28. Sweat

29. Fat

30. Toilet Training

31. Waking Up before 8am

32. The inability to build a Fully Functioning Time Machine

I could continue, but I suppose that I, at some point, need to take responsibility for the crappy things in life. Boo to that you guys, boo to that!

You know what? I'm going to add one more thing to the list:

33. Chocolate Chip Cookies

Because I should show some appreciation to the poor people at the Salvo's who will have to accept and deal with my crappy list of things. Sorry Salvo's Volunteers.. But maybe next time you will remember to add Crappy Things to your list of things you won't accept.

Just doing my bit to help :-)